my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
Me at thanksgiving dinner with my family
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
The american sex education system.
I’m sorry I know that comment is accurate and funny but I can’t stop laughing about how this is the complete opposite of the last time Chloe Moretz had a traumatic period reveal
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
HOLY SHIT…this website is on drugs
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
two days ago I went into the music room to chill at recess and one of guys in my friend’s music class had drawn nigel thornberry, so i was like, ‘let’s do this’ and i added to it
aND THEN I WENT IN TODAY AND THE BOARD LOOKED LIKE THIS
This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
the things they get away with in Adventure Time…
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
best modern family scene ever