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3 weeks ago
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4 months ago
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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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4 months ago
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adriofthedead:

that girl’s a true friend


4 months ago
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10knotes:

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4 months ago
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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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4 months ago
325222 notes

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it


4 months ago
330297 notes

tyleroakley:

READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED


4 months ago
485757 notes

deal-breaker:

Me at thanksgiving dinner with my family


4 months ago
79448 notes

mcsingle:

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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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ouijamatic:

my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.


4 months ago
497308 notes

kiyuukins:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

I’m sorry I know that comment is accurate and funny but I can’t stop laughing about how this is the complete opposite of the last time Chloe Moretz had a traumatic period reveal


5 months ago
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srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE


5 months ago
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bvbbloodrose:

alwayshappier15:

fortunefav0rsthetwisted:

ifineededsome1:

jeanbean603:

ifineededsome1:

jeanbean603:

ifineededsome1:

how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?

an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”

so you give birth to an elf every month?

yes.

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and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves

and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.

HOLY SHIT…this website is on drugs


5 months ago
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robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken